Criminal Mastermind Of The Day Dept
Let's see...the gun -- not a real gun.
The hooker -- um, got some issues there, too.
Jose Alejandro Romero -- doing his part, in the spirit of the ubiquitous (in the Hill Country) bumper sticker, to Keep Austin Weird.
Here's how the story opens:
Police have issued an arrest warrant for a man accused of injuring a gas station clerk while attempting to rob him — with a caulk gun.HT: Dave.
The suspect fled the scene in the company of a transgender prostitute he’d picked up earlier in the evening...