Aw, man, why didn't somebody tell me about this BEFORE Father's Day?
Then I would have known what to say when my children asked what I wanted for Father's Day:
"I want this!!!"
But the truth is, -- I am not a wise man ; ---- and besides am a mortal of so little consequence in the world, it is not much matter what I do ; so I seldom fret or fume at all about it. -- Tristam Shandy