Redneck Water Skiing Dept
Or, as Dave headlined it, "South Carolina: Land of Innovation."
And it's not just water-skiing those things are good for...
But the truth is, -- I am not a wise man ; ---- and besides am a mortal of so little consequence in the world, it is not much matter what I do ; so I seldom fret or fume at all about it. -- Tristam Shandy