'Scuse Me, Mr. HEB Person, What Aisle...? Dept
Reminds me of the classic bit of dialogue from one of the Addams Family movies:
PERKY GIRL SCOUT TO WEDNESDAY (that's Christina Ricci's gloriously straight-faced Addams-daughter character): Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?
WEDNESDAY: That depends -- are they made out of genuine Girl Scouts?