"Hey, They Broke the Rules!" Dept
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are in a swimming race against each other. The brunette barely beats the redhead in a thrilling photo finish, with a time of a minute thirty flat. Five minutes later the blonde reaches the finish line and leaps out of the pool full of righteous indignation, demanding that the judges disqualify her opponents for cheating.
JUDGE #1: What do you mean, cheating?
BLONDE: [in outrage] They were using their arms!
JUDGE #2: So how is that cheating?
BLONDE: We were supposed do be doing the breast stroke!