Wednesday, June 03, 2009

"Hey, They Broke the Rules!" Dept

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are in a swimming race against each other. The brunette barely beats the redhead in a thrilling photo finish, with a time of a minute thirty flat. Five minutes later the blonde reaches the finish line and leaps out of the pool full of righteous indignation, demanding that the judges disqualify her opponents for cheating.

JUDGE #1: What do you mean, cheating?

BLONDE: [in outrage] They were using their arms!

JUDGE #2: So how is that cheating?

BLONDE: We were supposed do be doing the breast stroke!


At 1:09 PM, Blogger Kris with a K said...

See, the blonde finished the race according to her own understanding; the other two, following her swim style, WOULD HAVE SUNK LIKE ROCKS and drowned.

The whole trick to going straight, rather than in circles, is one goes clockwise, the other counter-clockwise.

Therein lies TRUE skilllllzzzzz.


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