Tough Question Of The Day Dept

There's something that Gilbert Lafaye (who I suspect is not a member of MENSA) just can't figure out about the Pink Panthers:

“Almost all of them are intelligent,” said the prosecuting lawyer, Gilbert Lafaye, at their sentencing. “But with this intelligence why do they follow the path to easy money?”

Hmmmmm...that's a tough one, there, Gilbert...

HT: Jennifer, whose delight in the whole article leads me to think that perhaps I'll discreetly hide away all my diamonds the next time I invite her and Cory over for dinner.