Criminal Master- (and Mistress-)mind of the Day Dept

Now, which is the best quote from today's winning couple?

Would it be the gentleman's protest when he saw the cop about to confiscate a bag of marijuana from his girlfriend's bedroom? (That would be, "Hey, that weed's mine.")

Or would it be the I-do-not-think-it-means-what-you-think-it-means line from the lady's explanation of how long her boyfriend had been selling cocaine? ("Forever, I mean as long as I've known him.")

Having trouble deciding, myself.

HT: Dave, again.