Friday, May 04, 2007

When Doctors Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Doctors Dept

The gang that hangs out over at the ATB comments section contributes a link to a genuinely hilarious sendup of the usage of statistics in politics, which I think you'll find highly amusing no matter which side of the gun control issue you're on.

HT: nofate and gringoman, primarily.

Since the humor piece uses gun control as its takeoff point, I'll pass on a home security tactic gringoman links to. The whole story is interesting, but I love Ms. Matthis's far more effective version of the little signs that say, "This Home Protected By 24-Hour Security Service," or even, "Mr. Burglar, Meet Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson." She simply went out to the shooting range, put a few tightly-spaced Glock rounds in the vitals of a human-silhouette paper target, brought the target home, taped it up on the inside of the glass storm door, and THEN put next to THAT her own sign:

"Don't even think about it."

Now that's my kind of chick.

2 Comments:

At 10:38 AM, Blogger Jim r said...

reminds me of a true story of the National Ornamental Metals museum in Memphis. They were applying for a grant to host a major show, and on the grant from was a question about security, and what firm, or security measures were in place. They answered: "Winchester, Black Dog and Associates." Winchester rifle, black lab mix named (of course) Black Dog, and the helpers at the museum.

 
At 7:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And Texans are my kind of guys.

Anyway, if you think I'm your kind of chick, you will love the mother of one of our writers -- Y2K Granny. Her weapon makes my Glock pale by comparison.

 

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