"Perhaps the Blonde Wrote This Version Herself?" Dept

On a joke site remarkable primarily for its consistent telling of perfectly good jokes in such a ploddingly incompetent manner as to render them surprisingly unfunny, one particular blond joke actually managed to make me laugh -- and not because the joke was funny, but because of the way it was told. Though in this case that's not quite as complimentary a statement as it would usually be...

It starts off like this:

"There is a blond driving through the country. She has just died her hair brown because she is sick of being made fun of..."

I suspect that the person telling this joke probably wrote it down right after she herself "died" her hair in hopes no one would be able to tell she was a blonde...

RELATED ITEM: May be found here.

UPDATE IN INTEREST OF FAIRNESS: Astraweb's version of this joke actually isn't at all bad, though there's a touch of non-Baptist language in it.