"Helpful In The Kitchen" Dept

She's in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast.

He walks in. "What's for breakfast?"

She turns to him. "You've got to make love to me this very moment".

It's never been this easy, maybe never again will be, he can hardly believe his luck but hey, carpe diem, so it's onto the kitchen table and gettin' busy.

Afterwards he: "That was great, what was that all about?"

She: "The egg timer is broken."