"Picture Caption Contest Du Jour" Dept

Your assignment, should you choose to accept it:

Come up with a caption for this picture...

...that's better than The Manolo's. (Really, don't follow that link until you've taken a shot at doing your own caption.)

If you come up with a better one than the Manolo's, then you win my respect and admiration plus I'll repost it with your caption.

Hat Tip: Obi's Sister