"Since You Asked..." Dept

My beloved St. Luke's on the Lake, like many large churches, has a separate children's service on Sunday mornings, called "Rite K." At the beginning of the main service, the officiating priest calls the elementary-school children to the front, talks to them briefly, and then sends them off to Rite K.

So last week, Fr. Mike calls the children to the front as usual, and begins by asking them, "Tell me, kids -- what's your favorite thing about Rite K?"

One kindergartener obligingly chirps, "Well, we don't have to listen to the sermon."