"How Not To, Um, Experience Unpleasantness at the Hands of the Police" Dept

Chris Rock is hilarious.
Chris Rock is insightful.
Chris Rock is instructive.
Chris Rock is quite astonishingly foul-mouthed.
My children are not allowed to watch this example of the quintessential Chris Rock.

Listen, I mean it, this is as non-Baptist as it comes. You have been warned, in spades. (Yipes! Perhaps I should rephrase that last bit...)