9-1-1 Call Of The Week So Far Dept

DISPATCHER: "9-1-1, what's your emergency?"

CALLER: "So, I'm trying to take a shower, and there's this guy outside the bathroom door, and he sounds really upset, and I'm afraid he might have a gun."

DISPATCHER: "Why is he upset?"

CALLER: "Because it's his house."

DISPATCHER: "So you're his houseguest?"

CALLER: "Um...define 'houseguest'..."

HT: Dave.