9-1-1 Call Of The Week So Far Dept
DISPATCHER: "9-1-1, what's your emergency?"
CALLER: "So, I'm trying to take a shower, and there's this guy outside the bathroom door, and he sounds really upset, and I'm afraid he might have a gun."
DISPATCHER: "Why is he upset?"
CALLER: "Because it's his house."
DISPATCHER: "So you're his houseguest?"
CALLER: "Um...define 'houseguest'..."