Hooray! Hooray! The holiday gift guides are here!

First, there's the newbie: the Sports Guy has done a sports-memorabilia list, complete with bitter comments from fans who sent in nominations. (My favorite, from Brandon in Newton, Mass: "What Bears fan wouldn't get excited over this signed Rex Grossman action photo for $178.99? Check out that beautiful short-arm throw! I wonder which team caught that beauty.")

And then there's the master: yes, Dave Barry's 2008 Christmas Gift Guide is here! My favorite may well be the Uroclub, which I thought would have something to do with Europeans...again, I emphasize that these are all real products you can actually buy.