The Devil's Dictionary: Dejeuner (n., and specially dedicated to the Peril's friend Michelle)
The breakfast of an American who has been in Paris. Variously pronounced.
But the truth is, -- I am not a wise man ; ---- and besides am a mortal of so little consequence in the world, it is not much matter what I do ; so I seldom fret or fume at all about it. -- Tristam Shandy