"I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means" Dept

The word of the day for Woody Williams, overpaid (based on his disastrous performances last year) Houston Astros pitcher, is "capable." Three days ago Mr. Williams was discussing in a press conference how the aformentioned year of disastrous performances made him feel, and he enlightened us thusly:

"It was disappointing not being able to do the job I was capable of doing."