"And Just What Place Might That Be?" Dept

[chuckling evilly]

And for those of you unfamiliar with despair.com, don't miss Adversity, Cluelessness, Conformity, Defeat, Flattery, Idiocy, Ineptitude (the picture on that one is particularly effective), Intimidation, Losing, Mediocrity, Meetings, Mistakes, Stupidity, Risks, and my all-time favorite, Apathy.

Of course, there are the two most relevant to my own self: Consulting and Procrastination.